My pickup technique

Watch this. I walk right up to her with a smile, take her hand, and press my lips to her knuckles like a gentleman. That little kiss always does the trick. She looks at me, blonde hair falling over one eye, and I know I’ve already won her over. Next thing, she’s on her knees, taking me deep into her mouth, eager and unhurried, like she’s been waiting for exactly this moment. When I finish, I cover her pretty face, thick and warm across her cheeks and lips.